Shooting the $hit

Ok, here we go, nice and easy, start off slow and …damnit I’m stuck. I guess this is alot harder than I orignially imagined. Just thinking about filling up this text box is making me anxious. Let me say this, getting to this point was no walk in the park. For all you technophobics out there who would love to start your own blog…don’t even waste your time. From buying the hosting package to configuring the different templates, editing the templates, changing the DNS servers,  loading the files onto your FTP server ( I still dont know what the hell that is), have I lost you yet?

Well if you got this far then I must be doing something right, hell,  the fact that you even found this basal piece of imitation blogging surpasses any expectation I had for this “project.” So after reading about 100 various “6 minute Blog” e-bookshit type sites, I came to the conclusion that I have no idea what to blog about. Most of the people doing this for a living actually have something they want to write about and to some degree know about. Well, I scoured my mind and came up with…absolutely nothing. Moments after realizing my surprise of my being inept at pretty much everything I decided to just start doing what I do best, bullshiting.

Bullshitting has gotten me three paragraphs into what was supposed to be a brief intro, an intro which has yet to be introduced, please excuse my boorish etiquette. Hi, I am Ben and I thank you for visiting this blog. Every blog has a purpose and mine is just going to be based around bullshitting. You know, just crap which is worthy of talking about, whether it happens in my life or to anyone for that matter. I could write about anything, from bromidic details of my  life to Mexico’s plot to sabotage us with Salmonella ridden jalapenos. Of course I am partial to shit that happens to me but I will try to keep my ego out of MY blog.

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